Meet Heather

  • A woman with short blonde hair sitting on a beige bench, writing in a notebook, with a large green plant and framed abstract art in a room with sunlight and shadows.

    Creator of Sally Says, professional over-thinker, and the reason Sally has so much to say.

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

This shop started the same way most of my ideas do — with a random thought, a burst of energy, and the sudden need to make something before I overthink myself out of it. I’ve always loved turning the weird little thoughts in my head into something real… especially when other people end up relating to them more than I expected.

Somewhere between overthinking, life doing its own thing, and me processing everything out loud on my podcast, Sally Says… Make It Make Sense, this shop kind of turned into a “let’s be weird together” situation.

I’ve always found humor in everyday life — even in the moments that probably shouldn’t be funny but somehow are. So, I figured if my brain is already coming up with all these ideas, jokes, and slightly unhinged observations, I might as well turn them into things you can wear, hold, light on fire (candles, obviously), or put somewhere in your house.

Nothing here is meant to be perfect — just fun, cozy, a little sarcastic, and made for the girlie pops who are tired, overstimulated, a little self-aware, and still buying cute things to cope.

This shop exists because my brain refuses to be quiet… and Sally said we might as well make something out of it. So here we are.

xo’ Stay Weird,
Heather